A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.
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someone or something that appears to be suspicious or questionable. Usually used in reference to scraggly guys that would use and/or abuse you in some way or another.
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by Nicole and Casey September 9, 2009
Get the Scepter Boobs mug.Schedge was invented at Granada Hills Charter High School, as a means of scheduling every time you arrive and depart at a new location, at the same time every day (minus Tuesdays, and other days with odd schedules). The phrase is also shouted at each of these times, followed by a "schedge-five".
Also, people who have gotten 'degrees' in the art of schedge are considered Schedgperts, (experts of schedge), while the rest are still in Schedglementary School. Schedgperts are rare, and the only power higher than that is the Schedge-Master, which is a title owned only by the original 4 Schedgperts. Some schedgperts (including one of the four schedgmasters) are Boobologists as well.
S.I.P (Schedge In Peace) Jay, 8:08-3:19
Also, people who have gotten 'degrees' in the art of schedge are considered Schedgperts, (experts of schedge), while the rest are still in Schedglementary School. Schedgperts are rare, and the only power higher than that is the Schedge-Master, which is a title owned only by the original 4 Schedgperts. Some schedgperts (including one of the four schedgmasters) are Boobologists as well.
S.I.P (Schedge In Peace) Jay, 8:08-3:19
Eddie: Hey james, check the schedge time
James: Calm your shit Ed, it's only 8:07!
Isaac: Yeah Ed! We still got a minute of schedging!
Eddie: Alright thanks James, and Sack! Anyways, hows the inventing business coming alo-
James(interrupting): It's 8:08!!!
Isaac: Schedge-Five fellas!
James: Later, Sack! Later, Ed!!!!
Eddie: Schedge on the reg!
James: Calm your shit Ed, it's only 8:07!
Isaac: Yeah Ed! We still got a minute of schedging!
Eddie: Alright thanks James, and Sack! Anyways, hows the inventing business coming alo-
James(interrupting): It's 8:08!!!
Isaac: Schedge-Five fellas!
James: Later, Sack! Later, Ed!!!!
Eddie: Schedge on the reg!
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