Schaeffer

The act of being a bum; being a bum;

Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.

by KAndrews February 25, 2010

Shufflers

A derogatory term for Asian Tourists. Referencing the manner in which they walk. Their large group dynamics and behavior tends to allow and encourage each other to push other people out of their way. Often occurring when more than a few are present in route to a destination. Asian persons who behave without regard or courteous manners to others, while shuffling their feet when they walk. Despite cultural norms in their home county, it is often performed in said manner abroad, routinely offending locals or non-Asians. Noun.

When the bus stopped at the Grand Canyon, all the Shufflers poured out with their iPads in their hands ready to take pictures, and bulldozed everyone in their way to get to the view.

by GKQ May 14, 2015

Claudia Schiffer

Another way of describing the anus.

Tonight I fancy taking you up the Claudia Schiffer!

by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Kelly Schaffer

a very beautiful girl that has one specific person named trevor roach that cares about her alot and would do anything for her

Kelly Schaffer you should be trevor roach's boyfriend

by penn hills army man December 1, 2010

scheitler

when someone passes out drunk and wakes up with poop all over their face

dude, julie got scheitlered last night

by aaron cheek March 4, 2010

the schaeffer

must be gay without thinking you're gay. will fuck any male object and deny it the next day. must also be willing to fuck family!

Hey are you scaheffer? cause you look like a fag.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

schaeffer

pronounced "shay fur"
1.the prime example of an emo child with no problems except fitting a very small snickers bar into a pair of tight pants.

"hey why are you crying on the floor about that paper cut? ur such a schaeffer"

by loverdimond February 19, 2010