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Scarsdale

The town in which snobby moms meet for coffee at Starbucks, or grab a bite from Metro, Chat and Moscato and exchange the latest gossip, Walk street fathers head off to work every morning in their designer suits carrying Italian leather suitcases, and teenagers in fancy cars typically the Audi A4 with music turned all the way up, drive to the highschool to start a new day of classes and social interactions. A place of large homes and an unnecessary number of golf courses. The village of Scarsdale has control over how tall trees get, whether or not street lights are allowed, and if cobblestones are allowed in your driveway.
Typical Scarsdale Kid: You got your license? Did you get you get stuck with your moms BMW or did they get you the new Audi A4?
by SHSkid January 7, 2010
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Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.
My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.
by TTIII June 5, 2016
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kendo scars

A slang word for acne.
Girl: Hey Xeniok, what's with the pizza face?
Boy: It's nothing, just some kendo scars.
by NES Kess September 15, 2009
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scatback

An unusually fast and elusive offensive back in American football.
It was impossible for the defensive linemen to catch and tackle the scatback.
by Gregory W. May 19, 2008
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Scat Flaps

An unfortunate condition caused by women wiping their arses from the rear towards the vagina, typically resulting in fecal matter being smeared in and around the labias.
When I went down on that skank she had a serious dose of scat flaps. The smell made me barf all over her rotten pussy. Seriously if I was in to that kind of shit I'd have fucked a guy instead.
by gazzad78 November 29, 2010
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pussy scabs

When you get high on coke, and your dick becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. Then when you fuck your bitch, you slice up her pussy. Then you cum in that bloody mess. When it all dries that bitch has pussy scabs.
Joe: Man, my coke dick sliced that pussy up!
Fred: What did you do?
Joe: I just left her with some pussy scabs
by FredFred69 August 17, 2014
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Scars

You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
The Joker's scars.
by jungle kitty October 30, 2008
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