Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.
Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012
Get the Mermaid Scales mug.The Rinn Scale is a complex rating system that uses any number below 1.7. Anything over 1.7 is invalid due to the strict rules of the Rinn. The scale is primarily used to rate memes, but it can be used to rate anything one desires.
Real life usage of Rinn Scale
Friend: *Sends average meme*
My response: 1.138/1.7rinn
Friend: *breaks femur*
My response: 1.577/1.7rinn
Friend named Joey: Calls cashier a *****
My response:1.429/1.7rinn
Friend: *Sends average meme*
My response: 1.138/1.7rinn
Friend: *breaks femur*
My response: 1.577/1.7rinn
Friend named Joey: Calls cashier a *****
My response:1.429/1.7rinn
by leeroy jekens December 15, 2017
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Get the Moral Scapegoat mug.The one to ten scale measures how attractive a girl or a guy is. For example:
1: Absolutely hideous, can't even look at him/her
2: Pretty damn ugly
3: Gross
4: Unattractive
5. Not cute, not ugly, just average.
6. Decent looking, but not usually anyone's first choice.
7. Cute
8. Attractive
9. Very Attractive
10. Perfection
Most everybody uses the one to ten scale, but in different ways. For instance, someone may label someone as a 1, and another person may label them as a 10, and vice versa. It's all a matter of opinion.
1: Absolutely hideous, can't even look at him/her
2: Pretty damn ugly
3: Gross
4: Unattractive
5. Not cute, not ugly, just average.
6. Decent looking, but not usually anyone's first choice.
7. Cute
8. Attractive
9. Very Attractive
10. Perfection
Most everybody uses the one to ten scale, but in different ways. For instance, someone may label someone as a 1, and another person may label them as a 10, and vice versa. It's all a matter of opinion.
Jack: Dude look at Bailey over there, isn't she a 10/10 on the 1 to 10 scale?
Joe: Ehh I'd give her about a 7 or so.
John: Are you guys kidding? She's hella ugly! She's a 2 at the most.
Joe: Ehh I'd give her about a 7 or so.
John: Are you guys kidding? She's hella ugly! She's a 2 at the most.
by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016
Get the 1 to 10 scale mug.Ryan: “what would you put Jamie on the Adam scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”
by Krazplayz September 14, 2020
Get the The Adam Scale mug.A scaley is similar to a furry, however, it deals with anthropomorphic reptiles and amphibians as opposed to mammals.
"Dude, check out this furry pic of squirtle getting it on with bulbasaur!"
"That's not furry. It's scaley."
"That's not furry. It's scaley."
by Argonian August 3, 2009
Get the Scaley mug.Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:
1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
In England:
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"
En France:
Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"
En France:
Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
by shanghaiunderground September 10, 2009
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