jew satellite

Satellite that the jews use to control the world economy from far up in space

The Hubble Telescope is a jew satellite

by king of the jews (larger nose) October 20, 2008

satchel mouth

Very chatty, a person who talks A Lot, someone who never stops talking.

It can never be quiet around Anna with her satchel mouth.

by orario May 31, 2016

Gash Satchel

1. An annoying person

2. A bag for keeping the female genitalia in.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker is such a gash satchel

2. Sarah Jessica Parker is carrying a Gucci gash satchel

by zertrudetrouting June 10, 2009

satellite

when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.

yo, that chick is hot, but she's got too many satellites around her.

by fooks May 28, 2004

Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015

satchell

best person ever, duh

aye look, there's satchell

by drizztdummum November 5, 2018