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Samoan Peso

A sexual move. One person holds a clear glass plate over their own face while the partner shits onto the plate. The move is said to be sexually arousing for the "taker" bc they like to watch their partner's butthole dialate.
Sarah and I were getting freaky last night, we were going to do the dishes anyways so I gave her a samoan peso first.
by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008
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Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching
by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009
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Samoan Fire Dance

When someone with a male genital sticks the end of a match in their urethra, then whips his dick against the match box to strike the match to get it set on fire, and then dances around whipping his dick until the fire enters his urethra
Matt; Yo man did you see that Samoan fire dance last night?
Ethan; Yeah dude that was sick but I hope Chris' dick is alright
by EthanMac32 June 13, 2018
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samolians

Samolians - money - fee - payment for work done
"No, an initial design & i'll try & get sometime with him regarding the samolians..."
by zane3021 April 24, 2008
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Samoan

Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living
Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans
by Dangerous G March 28, 2004
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samlalsingh

guy who has the biggest tool ever. Very short, with small ears .Most samlalsingh's make fun of younger people. No respect for authority.samlalsingh's tend to be lazy and not very athletic. Also Austrailian slang: my samlalsinghis small. meaning my penis or vagina is small
this boy is both a jackass and a samlalsingh
by samlalsingh September 26, 2010
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The Communist Democracy of Samland

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.
by natsirteg123 January 15, 2019
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