sammich

An elderly's misspronunciation of sandwich.

“Jimmy do ya want a sammich?”

by Urban Language March 5, 2016

sammich

An elderly's misspronunciation of sandwich.

“Jimmy do ya want a sammich?”

by Urban Language March 5, 2016

sammich

Pertains to a particular sandwich that is an unusual idea.

I'm a fix me a YAM SAMMICH! Try it, Yam SAMMICHES are great. Use some mayo

by Scotty -C May 14, 2004

blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

by kbro69 January 14, 2011

The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.

Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!

by SammSammy January 23, 2021

noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

sammich time

Sammich time doesn't have to be a actual sandwich, it can be any type of food.

Pull up to the taco truck, it's Sammich Time.

by Chicken Hill June 13, 2017