salsa snack

disgusting viral video/flash page. Depicts a women taken a piece of shit inserting it into her vagina which is menstruating and then taken the shit log out of her twat and sucking on it. yeah fucking gross.

Tim:Yo who wants a salsa snack. Jeff: You're fucked.

by Mark_e_mark December 25, 2007

Chunky Salsa

Another term to describe a woman's period, and the time the period lasts.

Damn, i got my chunky salsa today- i feel like shit!
come on juan, let's go get nacho's supreme!

all right! then we can go to climb the magical talking tree mrs. robins!

by Juan Jaar May 3, 2008

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004

Salsa-monella

Salsa in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Guacamole-coli.

Sandi must have gotten into the salsa-monella at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010

lady salsa

Female peroid juice

She ate her lady salsa

by Trap32 November 26, 2015

Dusty Salsa

The various cans of old food in your pantry that you know you’ll never eat yet never throw out.

Dude: Holy shit, this can of soup expired nine years ago.

Dude 2: Damn. That’s some dusty salsa.

by TT69 March 14, 2018

Salsa boy

A guy who likes to chug salsa when ever he can. When not chugging salsa he will usualy start singing a salsa song while throwing salsa at people.

Hay salsa boy got enough salsa their

by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 15, 2016