When someone blow drys your asshole to the point of cracked dirt, and proceeds to fuck you senseless with his one eyed 12" rattle snake.
by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 15, 2018

the most amazing person you will ever meet. she can definitely be a bitch sometimes, but she makes up for it in her ability to listen to you when you need it, and her amazing humor. she's always down to take a trip down memory lane and laugh with you when you get 6am just before getting chomped by freddy fucking fazbear. she's so supportive of those she cares about and will always hype you up when you need it. she can brighten your day just by coming by, and even if she has her flaws, she is still the best friend anyone could have.
by sirius_starlite March 29, 2022

