A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020
Get the Swedish Bonecrusher mug.The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.
by Twills March 25, 2011
Get the Swedish fountain mug.A sex act involving serving someone a home cooked meal while they violently shart themselves.
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by ALAAANNNN August 2, 2023
Get the Swedish Keyboard mug.To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.
"I just got through taking a Swedish."
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."
"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"
by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020
Get the Taking a Swedish mug.A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.
Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008
Get the Swedish Periscope mug.Swedish girls are some of the hottest girls on the planet! They aren't slags, they are gorgeous and often have sizable breasts, a hot body AND a sexy face. Widely recognised as one of the hottest countries, and with good reason. The girls you pass everyday in the streets are seriously model material.
Tim: I'm totally thinking of going to Sweden for a week, not sure if it's worth the cost though..
John: Are you freaking joking? Swedish Girls are f*cking HOT!
John: Are you freaking joking? Swedish Girls are f*cking HOT!
by Al989 February 28, 2010
Get the Swedish Girls mug.A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.
Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?
Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.
Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.
by JackassNSlacker April 6, 2009
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