i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

swallowed the hog

when a gal gives ya head

Chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 AM??
Chap 2: I've come with the best news regarding the woman I've been courting!
Chap 1: Wot then??
Chap 2: she's swallowed the hog!!
Chap 1: you slimy bastard! congrats!

by lnglvthnwflsh January 31, 2017

Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

by BallBagBob September 7, 2009

Swallowed the Whistle

When someone is surprised by something and they end up finding it so hilarious that they squeak before laughing in a high pitched manner.

Girl: -Is surprised by a random image on screen and starts laughing hysterically-
Guy 1: She just swallowed the whistle! Listen to her squeak!

by marahh February 11, 2009

one-eyed sword swallower

Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!

Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.

by Nickel1987 June 25, 2014

swallowed

being overly embarrased about something that has just happened

talking about Tom,then he gets inside the room.. he gets to hear the whole thing without you realising he is there..and id say i am so swallowed.

by embarrasment,discomfit,motify, November 18, 2011

the swallower

A nasty woman who is the nastiest of the chicks who loves the taste of cum and uses it for nurishment. Everyman loves a woman who swallows.

The swallower blew me up in the back seat of my car. She seemed to be real hungry.

by swallowMEpride April 14, 2010