dick stomach

When you have sex with a guy whose very well endowed and it feels like his member is in your stomach even after he pulls out

“Damn, my stomach hurts. That guy was big af , feel like I got dick stomach”

by Hildy Bongwater February 04, 2018

Stomach CPR

An effective method for the revival of persons rendered semi/unconscious by excessive consumption of carbonated alcoholic beverages such as beer; Performed by swift, repeated compressions to their bloated abdomen; It is often followed immediately by profuse vomiting and feelings of betrayal.

The only way to get that drunk fuck off my couch was a viscous round of stomach CPR. He puked all over himself and hasn't come back since.

by Eric Yeah January 17, 2008

stomach grenade

Round or irregularly shaped pseudo-food typically found in school cafeterias or military mess halls.

"God, that smell. You do that?"
"Sorry, stomach grenade..."

by verelse November 13, 2003

stomach ailments

Any sort of illness of the stomach or digestive tract.

Stomach ailments include Stomach flu, vomiting, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, etc.

by Durp dots March 27, 2016

swimmers stomache

That bad feeling you get in your stomache after swimming for about an hour.

Hey you want to get something to eat,all that swimming made me hungry.

Nah,I have a bad swimmers stomache right now.

by xxxdeathbladexxx July 14, 2010

Brain Stomach

A stomach of a woman that has hundreds stretch marks, usually due to her being previously pregnant and/or fat, then losing weight, but keeping the stretch marks. Resembles the wrinkles in a person's brain. On her stomach.

Bob: "Why doesn't Jane ever wear a two-piece bathing suit?"

Johnny: "Because she has Brain Stomach."

Bob: "Oh."

by ThreatMatrix January 19, 2008

polish stomach

Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.

Josh: Chorizo?

Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.

by PhineasGage January 25, 2010