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Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 5, 2011
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The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017
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jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female
when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
by doc SM March 3, 2014
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Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.
I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!
by normal is nice April 8, 2011
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Jerry Springer

A show that uses actors.

A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash.

A racist,anti-white people,propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb.
Jerry Springer is a sick perverted freak who gets aroused by his show when he manufactures episodes that center around incest and pedophilia and interracial gay and lesbian action.

Jerry Springer is a racist.

Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible.

Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard.
by Towelie July 22, 2006
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the Jerry Springer

When a person sucks a man's balls and jerks him off at the same time. Resembles the motion of Jerry Springer fans, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."
She totally gave me the Jerry Springer. It was glorious.
by Badkider May 5, 2011
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jerry springer

another name for an ecstasy pill
we gettin on the jerry springer's tonight or what?

yeah for sure its gonna be a goooood night hehehehe
by sweetdude69 January 10, 2010
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