When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 5, 2011
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Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017
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when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
by doc SM March 3, 2014
Get the jerry springer mug.Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.
I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!
by normal is nice April 8, 2011
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A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash.
A racist,anti-white people,propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb.
A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash.
A racist,anti-white people,propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb.
Jerry Springer is a sick perverted freak who gets aroused by his show when he manufactures episodes that center around incest and pedophilia and interracial gay and lesbian action.
Jerry Springer is a racist.
Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible.
Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard.
Jerry Springer is a racist.
Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible.
Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard.
by Towelie July 22, 2006
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by Badkider May 5, 2011
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yeah for sure its gonna be a goooood night hehehehe
yeah for sure its gonna be a goooood night hehehehe
by sweetdude69 January 10, 2010
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