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the scariest little bug i've ever seen. spider are 8-legged arachnids that use spider silk (that comes out of their ass) in a variety of ways, depending on the species. most spiders spin webs with their silk to catch innocent insects and use their vampire-like fangs to inject paralyzer venom into their prey, then devour its insides like a monster. it also seems that spiders TRY to look as freaky as possible (large, bulging eggsack sitting on its ass; showing its large eyes and fangs to you) so that they can scary the crap out of you, then make a spider-home, lay some eggs, and create more scary-as-crap creatures. in my opinion, even the smallest spider is scary as hell.
tiny spider: *climbs on my shoulder* hallo dere.

me: OH GOD GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!
by Chowderz March 15, 2011
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Lowering your voice and making yourself seem insignificant to make someone feel bad for something they've done. To 'spider' someone.
Don't spider me man no! Sit here now dammit!
by TheVincinerator June 16, 2010
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a sex position in which a girl squats crab style on top of a guy with her feet up on his knees and her arms back on his chest
She climbed up on Jimmy Dean backwards with her feet on his knees and hands on his chess and lowered her butt, pushed his cock in, and the ride him spider style.
by Rod X February 14, 2014
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SPIDERS ARE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE CREATURES FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PLACES ON EARTH SENT TO DESTROY HUMANS AND ALL EARTH
"Er meh gerd a spider ate Mel!"
"AHHHH! It's coming after us!!"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!"
by J_tron_JA(R)x409102 February 28, 2015
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A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.
Hey have you been spidered yet
by Dingle berry stew November 4, 2015
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The most terrifying fucking creature on earth
"HOLY SHIT! A SPIDER!!"
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Spider Kambrie
by Lopsidered3 October 13, 2017
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