$100 sneakers

Hundred dollar sneakers usually refer to Air Jordans or higher priced Nike Air Force Ones. $100 sneaks are the standard footwear from the Bay area to New York City. You're lucky if you can actually grab a pair of exclusive retro Jordans or Forces for $100 because they sell out at retail stores very quickly. Many pairs of exclusive jordans and forces sell out at stores within minutes. And if you still want a pair after they happen to sell out at stores, you will have to pay up to several hundred dollars more by purchasing them online. It is almost impossible to always have the latest pair of AJs or Air Forces because a newer hotter looking pair comes out every month. People may not always compliment you on your fresh $100 sneakers, but they sure will be quick to clown on your ass if you're wearing a dogged pair that are more than a year old.

"Boomin' like a speaker with my $100 sneakers..."
-Buckshot Shorty, Black Moon circa 1993

by thagoldenchild07 December 27, 2008

sneaker whore

Some one (male or female) who sleeps or flirts with the opposite sex in order to recieve discounts (or freebies) on rare or excluisive sneakers.

Dashmatticks:yo amwsneakerhead, i'm gonna kick it to that rich girl in your neighborhood, i hear she doesnt have a credit limit.
amwsneakerhead: oh fashow thats what i heard to, be careful though, she gets attached.
Dashmatticks: damn yo i know, being a sneaker whore aint easy no mo'!

by Dashmatticks January 6, 2008

Sneaker Pimp

(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.

A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.

by ubermudskipper March 9, 2010

sneaker squid

To surprise another.

Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.

He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!

by Mandi&Geoff January 21, 2006

sneaker sex

When a male takes off his sneakers, so the female can put them on during sexual relations.

I WANNA FUCK U WITH THOSE SNEAKERS ON! LETS HAVE SNEAKER SEX!
Is it just me or do air maxes make you horny during sneaker sex to?
Perhaps im just gay and thats why i want to see you in my sneakers during sneaker sex?

by The Josh Man July 19, 2004

Sneaker king

There are many sneaker heads and people who are interested in sneakers, but the SNEAKER KING is J-STAR

Rylee: hey J-STAR I like your shoes they look like moon boots!

J-STAR: thanks! You already know I’m THE SNEAKER KING!

by The sneaker king October 20, 2022

Sneaker Sabotage

The act of destroying someone's shoe while urinating or pooping inside of it. Usually works best when you've done a liquid diet and all your stools are liquid-like. After "Sabotaging" the shoe, tell the person who owns the shoe to hurry up and come outside because there is something very interesting outside. But remember to give them reason to put their shoe on such as there is broken glass outside. When they place their foot inside, they'll feel either a warm sensation or a cold one, depending how long it took you to sabotage their shoe. Afterwards, run around screaming like you are a hype man on a concert stage. Usually, the best words to scream are, "Oh Shit! Literally!" and "Damn! Yo' foot smells like my ass!".

Donna was fed up with her new boyfriend, so she Sneaker Sabotage'd him.

by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011