ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Smudge on the Azu

A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great

Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu

by sparkleberries33 May 3, 2021

nut smudge

That little tuft of fur on the edge of your bottom lip. It looks like someone rubbed their nuts on your face and left pubic hair in that spot.

Dude, what is with that guy's nut smudge? I dont know man, facial hair like that just looks bad.

by 8baller October 12, 2013

smudge cunt

When a woman has been having sex many times for atleast 2-3 days or more and hasnt bathed or washed her vagina

After three days in the hotel room, dan asked her to wash her smudge cunt so he could go downtown

by Spennyboo April 13, 2009

Smudge-face

Someone who looks like they have make-up on that they haven't taken off in years!!!

Girl1: She has such a Smudge-face!
Girl2: Yeah, I just want to give her a good scrub!!!

by Papertowwelll! May 27, 2010

smudge magnet

(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.

"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010

Smudged Lipstick

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".

What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.

by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009