The most caring and considerate person I’ve ever met. He will forever make my day everyday and I hope I can one day at least equal how amazing his personality is. I’ve loved him since the day that I met him and the only thing I want in life is to die in his arms. He is brave, considerate, sweet, and humorous and he is the best guy I’ve ever met.
“Hey have you heardabout that kid named Smith? He’s super cool.”
“Yeah, he really is the best, isn’t he?”
Smith is a fucking pimp. He swings his giant unclipped dong around like its a wiffle ball bat. He once had sex with a whale, and the whale cried because Smith's big pecker tore its vag wide open.