Skankie Cow

A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.

Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?

by wilson68852 October 24, 2010

Skanky Soph

Dressing up as skankily as possible, and then driving your car up a curb (perhaps bursting a tire in the process) and calling out like a damsel in distress. When a stranger comes over to help, you offer them certain services for certain prices

I made one thousand pound yesterday using the old skanky soph

by Amy Barker January 21, 2009

Skanky Dechanky

A skanky dechanky also known in china as "ah shit" is where a 89 year old white male waxes his entire body, hops onto a baby blue BMX bike and takes off down a 1500 ft. mountain, whilst the wheels lose traction to the ground, the males hairless decerped body flies into a 23 year old Harvard graduate and goes to town.

God damn shawty, you really pulled a fat "Skanky Dechanky" on that science test last period!

by 12 ounce marbles steak April 24, 2021

skanky spanky

when you go around spanking random peoples (who you think look skanky) asses

i gave such a good skanky spanky to this realy hot granny last saterday

by vajoob February 17, 2010

skanky pants

A pair of really dirty, super tight jeans, with random slits just below the ass and a conveniently placed hole at the crotch.

Something you might call a slutty girl, if you felt like saying that.

George:"Hey man, look at those skanky pants"
Charlie McBuckly:"Yah that's a chode sized dick door on those skanky pants."

"Hey there skanky pants"

by Slut bag McCracky February 4, 2008

skanky-franky

skanky-franky

1. (a) a promiscuous female.

(b) a promiscuous female with venereal disease.

(c) a female with a vagina resemblant of a clowns-pocket or wizards-sleeve

2. (a) a female with a remarkably sweaty vagina.

(b) a female with a nauseatingly oderous/stenchful vagina.

(c) a female with a exceptionally scabby vagina.

(d) a female with a ridiculously spotty vagina.

"When they smell that bad down stairs, you know it's a skanky-franky"

by Bigtoke September 11, 2009

skanky wanky

when a guy hangs his head off the end of a couch and she rubs her ass in his face

yo i got a skanky wanky from amanda last nite

by will dearborn August 30, 2007