Sirius Nova

A hardcore sextoy for girls to force an orgasm in the butthole. It has a buttplug, that vibrates whenever it's inside the butthole. Only use if 18 years or older.
OMG, My son just saw me using a Sirius Nova! This is so shameful!

Sometimes when I feel horny, it makes me want to use my new Sirius Nova. It gives me a really good feeling in the ass.
by PewPewHeadShot@ November 25, 2017
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Sirius Black

An insanely hot person, out of everyone’s league
Extremely good looking
Hey, here comes a total Sirius Black.
by S1r1us Bl@ck October 13, 2022
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sirius black

a hot person with an even hotter younger brother who is dead as shit.
sirius black is the uglier sibling but he's still hot
by reggieismyhotdaddy June 08, 2021
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sirius black

-“who’s that?”

“who- who is THAT? that is sirius black, that is!”

who’s sirius black?

the sexies mf alive
by mrsblack November 22, 2021
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Sirius XM

Some wack music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or TIDAL.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2024
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Sirius XM

Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services, but unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2023
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Sirius XM

Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
by Obv troll is obvious March 09, 2024
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