Single

When your girlfriend dumped you like a sick bitch or You're just a loser that doesn't have one.

The Friend asks: "Hey Chad are you in a relationship?"

Chad: "Nah I'm single right now, But I'm gonna get another bitch to cheat on no worries."

by Dictionarymaker? October 26, 2019

Single

......You......

Dude:hey you got a girl yet
You:nah g I'm single

by Loooooooooollllllll. December 23, 2019

Single

A male individual who believes a female's occupation is the kitchen

Female: I wish I had a man *sigh*
Mr. Single: Maybe you should get in the kitchen

by heyit'sjaki September 17, 2012

Single

A peroson who is not in a relationship nor ever will be

Mia is very single and is going to die alone!

by hahausuckk April 25, 2019

Single

(Noun) : A man who makes jokes about woman in the kitchen.

Men: Hey baby, how many man does it take to open a beer?
Woman: One?
Men: Nope, none. It should be open by the time she brings it!
Woman: It does now, you're single :D

by anghac93 September 4, 2012

Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".

Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".

by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016

Single

A female who eats baked goods while re-watching Homeland episodes.

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying home, eating this pie I baked and watching last season of Homeland.
Friend, Oh, you must be single.

by BakedGoodz June 4, 2016