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Sitting on the cactus

When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).
I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.
by S.O.K March 7, 2009
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Sitting by the fire

Saying used as a substitution for saying masturbation. Commonly used by members of the UPCI organization. First used by a group of College and Career sunday school students at the Greenville, United Pentecostal Church
Randy chose to go Sitting by the fire instead of fornicating with Nikki.
by K Patrick December 16, 2008
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Softing

A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.
"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"
by Tom Joseph February 3, 2015
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sitting on a secret

Commonly used by drag queens, means 'to have a dick' or to be 'sitting on a dick'.
Phrase inspired by the infamous and iconic drag queen Alyssa Edwards on Rupaul's Drag Race: Season 5. She is also known for saying "Back rolls" and "look how orange you fucking look, girl".
song written on Rupaul's Drag Race: All Stars 3, sung by Milk, Chi Chi Devayne, Aja, Morgan McMichaels, and Thorgy Thor.
Man 1: oh, look at that girl over there. She's hot.
Man 2: nah, dude. That 'chick' is sitting on a secret.
by sepearl24 May 30, 2018
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Sitting Sid

crybaby ass bitch who loves ice cream and attention
Sitting Sid and Sitting Squid went to get ice cream after a long day at work.
by Shin Su Choo April 11, 2022
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Burp Shifting

Making noises with your mouth and throat that replicate those that would be made by a motor vehicle (typically a dirt bike).
"weeeawheeeeeee wewewwwwwwweee"

"Yo that's some nice burp shifting right there"
by Lord McTatertots July 26, 2007
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apple sitting

Sitting on a man's Adam's apple for the purpose of sexual stimulation. Gargling can be used as to induce vibrations, and enhance the experience.
Susie has been Apple sitting all day. Poor Elliot.
by Etcake14 October 22, 2015
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