monkey raping shit eater

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Shit-eater

Refers to a person who eats shit. Can sometimes refer to a monkey or other animal that likes to eat shit, like a dog. Word is derived from Japanese porn videos where the girls eat shit. They are called Shit-eaters

"Dude I saw this video of this one Japanese chick, she was a shit-eater, hahaha!"

by Aclockwork3 June 1, 2004

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.

At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.

by Pippizzle February 27, 2010

Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010

shitature

Good literature to read while taking a shit.

Let's put some good shitature in our bathroom, so we can read while taking a shit.

by Shawis2funforGG February 23, 2011

shitlature

Any reading material (i.e. books, comics, magazines, etc.) that one takes into the bathroom to read during a bowel movement. No matter the condition of the reading material, once it has been taken to the bathroom, it becomes shitlature.

Steve: Hey man, don't you have a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe?

Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.

Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!

by Bathroom Reader November 15, 2012