shit on a laptop 

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.

He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.

shit on a laptop by FatFSA April 13, 2021

shit on someone 

To betray, disrespect

Shit on someone: To disrespect, demoralize
"I feel so shitted on"
"____ shitted on me"

shit on someone by Queen_Lolo September 25, 2017

shit on the street 

A term used to describe the surprising, yet amusing action of someone, who is out and about on the street, getting out a mat with the image of a kitten on it, crouching down and proceeding to shit on it as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Oh dear, look at him taking a shit on the street!"

shit on the street by John Keats December 9, 2008

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick 

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.

"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."

Shit on your dick gay by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009

shit on 

To shit on people,.. usually it is when you know you are greater, better, and smarter than those who are successful than you... 10/10 people will agree that those in a better position than you don't deserve to be there.. you are not one to judge.. but still.. what the fuck?? anyway... it is when you go and get yours.. and shit on those who think they are better than you.. or don't mind you cause they think they are the shit... there is light at the end of the tunnel.. you will shit on everyone...

Look at that wack ass simp... i'm gonna shit on him.. watch.. i'll shit on everyone..

shit on by Ambarsfriend January 2, 2012

shit on your lip 

when a bitch/dude has herpes or a cold sore on their lip and it is very evident.

From How High, (2001) "Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip"

shit on your lip by Rob smokes blunts December 28, 2010