The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.
by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.
Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.
by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022

by Goochslayer June 5, 2017

scury is a disease one gets after having a physical relationship with a man named nathan serrano. scurvy ranges from type a-z. it is contagious so be careful. scurvy wont kill you but it will never go away.
by scurvytypeb June 4, 2022

by Gulliuame le Cent January 30, 2019
