Scrondel

1. A slimy or grotesque person that is under the impression that they are smooth.
2. A scrondel is a ghetto-like overweight woman with cornrow hair and a FUPA.

"Look at that girl over there she's such a scrondel!"

by Sean Sizemore December 13, 2007

Scronk

Sex/Fuck

We were up all night scronkin'

I'd scronk her in a heartbeat!

It was a scronkin' good time last night, man.

by tamarind April 29, 2010

Scroonch

(Surreal Memes) To scroonh someone is to compress their existance sphere to the point where they A) collapse in on themselves and form a black hole or B) so they transcend dimensional or reality planes thus changing their form and nature into something different.

You are sentenced to death by scroonching.

by Aust January 15, 2018

scooncealicious

the act of being scooncey and sexi

You are scooncealicious

by scooncey January 6, 2008

Scrongry

A Lubbock Texas slang for extreme hunger, usually caused by being very stoned, hungover and/or drunk.

Donnie: Duuuuude! I'm Fuckin' SCRONGRY!

Jared: Right?! Lets hit up Pinocchios for some buffet stylings!

Donnie: HELL YEA SUCKA JONES!!

by JtoTheROC21 December 13, 2010

scooning

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp

Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.

by Scooning Master July 19, 2012

Scrontch

Not quite scratching yet not quite rubbing.

"Would you please scrontch my back?"

"He kept awkwardly scrontching me"

by Gibby5 October 23, 2011