mad scone

Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody

He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over

by smith19 February 03, 2016

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Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo June 28, 2007

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Scone muncher

British people

“Shut up you scone muncher”

by rhyder_scoot March 07, 2023

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Cock Scone

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.

Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?

by Pocketwench September 18, 2014

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Jone Scone

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.

Hey Jone after dinner want to have a Jone Scone for dessert???

by Double JJ own March 22, 2009

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