Rupert

When someone is acting like a dick. Acting like a know it all and never admitting when wrong.

Did you see that mess he made? Yes stiofan is a right Rupert

by Crazysteve July 28, 2016

Rupert

He will take you into bed, lick your privates until they feel like jelly.

My partner Rupert took me to a hotel room and I came out feeling like jelly.

by FIREBALLZ AND ICEBALLZ November 26, 2019

Rupert

Either a bear or a sweet teenage boy
Ruperts are most commonly known for their creativity and lack of alpha male qualities. They are usually found at concerts or at youtube gatherings, they breed mainly in the summer and habitats include London and Devon. Ruperts normally migrate in small groups these groups can include a queer, a short person, a ginger, a tall boy and a quiet boy.

omigosh your such a rupert today!

what kind of a rupert are you??

what the rupert?

by Ishy Squish June 9, 2009

Rupert

A Spanish omlette consisting mostly of egg

Rupert and chips for tea?

by Pepperandsaltandspinach February 6, 2010

Ruperting

The act of being sexy while wearing a hoodie, eating bacon and petting cats. Not necesarrily all at the same time. Stiff nipples recquired.

Ashley: I smell bacon, cats and hoodies. What's going on here?
Rupert: Oh nothing, just ruperting.

by iTookYourOreo August 31, 2013

Rupert the Bear

A white, hairy twat.

The good thing about shagging your gran is that you get a bowl of stew afterwards. The bad thing is that shes got a minge like Rupert the bear.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Ruperto

God
the father of christ

the one who gave you light and all the other shit you take for granted.
your co pilot

Obey his will or Ruperto will smite you

by reasonerinbreathes May 10, 2010