Rodney Rude

An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.

Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".

GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.

Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"

Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"

Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."

Audience member: "What else do you hate?"

Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."

by kam75xx August 9, 2012

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rude lunch

The act of being inconsiderate to your coworkers with heating up leftovers (fish, broccoli, hard boiled eggs, etc.) in the shared office microwave.

Krystle: What is that smell?
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!

by berrycherry2017 April 19, 2017

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Rude Lucky

When you have a one night stand and when you are done, you set the alarm clock early, take a crap on it, and get the hell out of there.

Oh my, that bitch was so terrible, I had to leave a good old rude lucky.

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Rude Lucky

When you have a one night stand and when you are done, you set the alarm clock early, take a crap on it, and get the hell out of there.

Oh my, that bitch was so terrible, I had to leave a good old rude lucky.

I thought we had a great night, but then I slammed my hand on a rude lucky.

by Frosty Johnson November 1, 2020

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Rude Belt

The geographic area around and about the Northeastern United States, often characterized by directness in conversation and lack of extraneous chit-chat. People not from this area think the locals to be rude, with the term originating as a variation on pre-existing geographical designations within the U.S., such as the Rust Belt, Sun Belt, or Bible Belt.

Directions in the Rust Belt:
A: Hi! Can you tell me how do we get to Grand Rapids?
B: Sure can, been living here all my life. The freeway is just up the road a bit... Hey, where you from?
A: Oh, Florida originally.
B: Really? I got a cousin lives in Tampa.
A: Oh yeah? What part?
(...etc. etc.)

Directions in the Rude Belt:
A: Hi, excuse me, how do I get to Boylston Street?
B: See that stoplight? Go down six blocks, take a right. Go two more blocks. Bye!

by BourbonDictionary September 8, 2011

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