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roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.
I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.
by Dreadlox April 4, 2013
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Ronan Schuster

A Ronan Schuster is a propper mad cunt gets all the birds and he would bate ye around if ye chatted abou him a Ronan Schuster is mostly found with a Liam Freeman Josh Lee or Jack O'Malley
wow i would just love to be a Ronan Schuster hes so cool
by mandem123456789 October 6, 2020
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Greco-Roman Style

How a true Dance Dance Revolution fan asks for anal.

Comes from After The Game Of Love, where instead of saying "go Greek" like a normal person, the singer asks for "Greco-Roman style".
You wanna go Greco-Roman style
To meet your needs I'll even run a mile
by MissingUTAH October 9, 2020
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Roman Senator

The roman senator is synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.
George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.
by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008
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Roman Shield

The act of shitting on one's chest while receiving oral sex.

Cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
I can be a Spartan for Halloween after my woman gives me a Roman Shield.
by The Fondant Family May 30, 2008
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Roman Sieve

The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.
I used my mom's new colander to give my girl a Roman Sieve.
by Mik N. Paul September 17, 2008
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