Roscoe: “Dude Jagger just ate an entire rat”
You: “wow that crazy did he actually”
Roscoe: “no of course he didn’t eat a rat”
You: “damn I’ve been Roscoed”
You: “wow that crazy did he actually”
Roscoe: “no of course he didn’t eat a rat”
You: “damn I’ve been Roscoed”
by Modern day Jerry Seinfeld December 27, 2022

by Manfuh November 15, 2021

by Zipes Right82 October 13, 2015

Totally cool guy that everyone wants to be and makes every n00b rage with his amazing gaming and athletic skills.
by Death the cat March 11, 2015

One of the most corrupt and powerful republican politicians during the Gilded Age; he was infamous for his use of the spoils system, patronage, and graft, and was hated by political opponents for his haughty way of acting. Strangely enough, despite all this he was very Progressive, and actively supported Civil Rights.
That Roscoe Conkling guy was bad and all but he supported Civil Rights so he couldn't have been too bad
by UrbanDictionaryHistorian1870 May 25, 2024

Big… no HUGE dick bigger than anyones Roscoe’s are so fucking hot all the girls want him
One time my boy Roscoe gave me a pop tart in 2nd grade.
One time my boy Roscoe gave me a pop tart in 2nd grade.
Guy 1: yo have you seen Roscoe?
Guy 2: yeah he’s in the bedroom with 2 women
*hears clapping noises and loud moaning*
Guy 1: ….my boy Roscoe!
Guy 2: yeah he’s in the bedroom with 2 women
*hears clapping noises and loud moaning*
Guy 1: ….my boy Roscoe!
by Big dick hamster November 14, 2022
