Quite possibly the most untalented artist of all time. Really has no business in the music industry in the first place, see her singing live or better yet her singing er butchering Mariah Carey's "Hero" via YouTube. Each song she makes is worse than the one before.
Rihanna is a horrible singer and has no talent and should just go away. She is ruining American pop music every time she sings.
by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010
Get the rihannamug. by Sonnyson March 11, 2009
Get the rihannaed mug. a girl who needs to pack on makeup to hide ugliness who hides gigantic forehead under fringe and has a huge nose
by missypi December 20, 2008
Get the rihannamug. 1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007
Get the rihannamug. an unfaithful woman. once got in trouble and felt it necessaery to sing out SOS, she alse "ponned da replay", which doesn't make any sense
Policeman: You're under arrest for the suspicion of your part in a murder
Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!
Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me
Rihanna: But I didn't do anything!
Policeman (singing lyrics) "I just cheated on my boyfreind, I don't want to be a murderer, If i cheat on my boyfreind he will die, being unfaithful kills, I am unfafthful", not word for word, but this is as good as a confession, come on: your coming down to the station with me
by Willis McGee July 25, 2006
Get the rihannamug. A bitch from the island who can't sing to save her life , but since she has good brain and open them legs for Jay - z now she now she WAS one of the best artist out, until her ass got the fucking shit whipped outta her by chris brown lmfao ! But she got his ass to but since he a guy he gets charged not her. Wtf
Rihanna: WHEN A HERO COMES A LOOOONG WITH THE CHANCE TO CARRY ON , YOU NOE YOU CAN SURVIVEEEE ! *
Jay Z: eww wtf ! You suck but whatever how is your brain game ? *
Rihanna: I get all C's in school.
Jay-Z: No I mean how good you suck dick, come here so I can back your ass on this dick .
Rihanna: ok, so then can I sing in front of people, and show them how untalented I am but since im fucking u im still making money :)
Jay Z: yup whatever .
Jay Z: eww wtf ! You suck but whatever how is your brain game ? *
Rihanna: I get all C's in school.
Jay-Z: No I mean how good you suck dick, come here so I can back your ass on this dick .
Rihanna: ok, so then can I sing in front of people, and show them how untalented I am but since im fucking u im still making money :)
Jay Z: yup whatever .
by Drake's fan x3 August 2, 2009
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