receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone

receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*

by mouse_347 August 25, 2007

erection rejection

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.

Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.

by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004

New Year's Revelation

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.

Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is the national public health agency of the United States. It is a United States federal agency, under the Department of Health and Human Services, and is headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia.

Ima call the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

by Α January 13, 2022

fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"

fit Receptionist at Thornleigh

by man 32145 June 12, 2009

Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself

"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"

by Strange Brew October 13, 2012

anal rejection

the involuntary constriction of the sphincter muscles due to insertion of objects; including but not limited to large dicks, dildos, and other foreign objects.

the tightening of the butthole with sensory awareness of anal intercourse.

my girlfriend had anal rejection the first time we tried anal sex.

every time my dick get near her butt, I get anal rejection.

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by theliberian October 27, 2015