Reuben

A Reuben is some one who loves a few things which are vodka; fighting; rugby; loud music; friends and family.
He is also quit big for his age has many friends and is and classes friends as family.
Very protective of his family.

At a house party dude A "man where's the alcohol" *Reuben slams door with four bottles of vodka listening to loud music* " WHO'S READY TO PARTY."

by SpecialDude July 21, 2018

Reuben

An absolute gentleman, very polite. Some may consider him to be posh but in a good way. Has an excellent sense of style, always seen in a suit. Has some money behind him but very humble. Incredibly talented at singing, in particular, take me home country roads. Always up for a drink and loves to party. takes natural leadership roles and is liked by everyone.

"do you know who my favourite person is?"
"no, who?"
"Reuben of course!"

by Sweetheart- RT March 14, 2019

Reuben

A guy that searches wierd stuff on your phone.

Reuben what did you search

by The Almighty One 0000 May 20, 2019

Reuben

The sweetest and cutest boy you'll ever meet. Having a Reuben in you life is 100% a blessing. He has a smile that could make anybody stop and look, and his eyes are the most beautiful colour, no matter the lighting. He gives the best hugs and has the most comforting voice you'll ever hear. Do not overlook the chance to befriend a guy named Reuben, he'll end up being the best person you'll ever meet.

"I love Reuben and I'm so glad I met him." <3

by sasha<34 March 26, 2021

paul reubens

the man who created and played pee wee herman.
also plays(ironically) Reuben the pig on the animted show chowder

well i guess paul reubens couldnt get away from being a pig

by schnitzeltehrocmonstah August 16, 2010

Reubenesque

One who has eaten too many Reubens and shows it with their gut

That Chris Farley was one reubenesque guy

by ElVasco18 September 21, 2011

Dirty Reuben

A sex act which starts off with the man wearing those Groucho Marx-looking glasses. You know…the ones with the fake nose and mustache. Next the man has anal sex with his female partner. After the man ejaculates into her anus he stuffs grilled corned beef and sauerkraut in the woman’s “dirty” anus mixing it around and coating the sandwich mixture nicely with his used cum. Next the man (still wearing his Groucho glasses of course) removes the Reuben mixture, places it between two pieces of toasted rye and feeds it to the woman. Voilà! A Dirty Reuben!

Man, did you see that Dirty Reuben show in Tijuana last week?

by Cavedwellar October 26, 2006