metrotard

Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.

"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."

by rachiebear October 20, 2006

retrofade

One whos glory has faded, long ago

Retrofad at bsf

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

retrograde teabag

A retrograde teabag is when the teabaggee is behind the teabagger.

I was sitting when he bent over right in front of me and all there were was nuts in face. A total retrograde teabag.

by IceColdTeabag January 9, 2009

retrotarded

A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.

A. S. Mercury retrograde ends tonight 11:21 pm PST

Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!

Chris H. ‎@Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".

by jesus_is_lord_of_me December 29, 2010

retrogarde

an extremely yummy donkey

I had such a delicious retrogarde last night.

by empsize creators May 29, 2021

Retretarded

Retretarded refers to when one of your friends is acting nearly three times more retarded than an average sped kid.

“Dude, you are so fucking retretarded”

by ThatOneMfd July 3, 2023

Retrofarien

1. Someone who only wears retro clothing and nothing else.

2. Someone who does/buys something months after the craze has passed

3. Scene kids are sometimes retrofariens

1. Dude look at that guy and his flare jeans...his such a retrofarien


2. 'Dude, do you remember pokémon red?'

'Yea...'

'Well look at him over there playing it on his gameboy colour, he's such a retrofarien'

by Mosher_Dude3 March 29, 2009