Repsolate

To reply really late on an instant message chat or even in real life. It comes from three words. Reply, So and Late. Repsolate. DUH. It is also known as rpslt because people can get lazy to type the whole word. It can be in any part of speech. Repsolator. Repsolating. whatever.

Tobi: Yo Bea! Whats up?
.....10 minutes later.
Bea: YO TOBI.
Tobi: YO DUDE, WHY'D YOU REPSOLATE?
Bea: Sorry, I was spacing out.
Tobi: Oh, right.

by Tobithia November 16, 2010

maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

by Phineas T April 9, 2008

Refuse

1. to decline to accept; reject

2.
a. to decline to do, give, or grant
b. to decline: with an infinitive object: to refuse to go

3.
a. to decline to accept or submit to (a command, etc.); decline to undergo
b. to decline to grant the request of (a person)

4. to stop short at (a fence, etc.), without jumping it: said of a horse

5. Obsolete to renounce

6. anything thrown away or rejected as worthless or useless; waste; trash; rubbish

I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fibre and liquids, and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. When they approach me they see only my surroundings, themselves, or figments of their imagination, indeed, everything and anything except me.

-Ellison, Ralph Waldo

Invisible Man, prologue.

The vital accessories to my work are my reference books, such as the complete Shakespeare and a prayer book, and a large refuse bin.

-Bainbridge, Dame Beryl Margaret

In The Guardian, 8 Aug.

by kenobi1985 December 28, 2010

relusion

Word usued exclusively by atheists to describe some who is ignorent to science and fact and convinced that the holy scriptures of their religion is fact

religion + delusion = relusion

the man suffers from relusion

that priest is reluded

the church will relude your children

by Phonar Rigby January 1, 2009

Baby Reps

A phrase a dumbass at the gym uses. Putting way more weight than you can handle and barely moving it an inch.

Tom: I saw a retard at the gym barely pushing the weight he was using.

Jacob: He was probably doing some bullshit they cal baby reps.

by Jimmybob3rd August 8, 2020

repost

An act that often happens on message boards where a member will not read far into the archives and will post a link or story that has already been posted and discussed throughly.

Awww man, JCOS made /another/ repost? That's the sixteenth time in two hours! The guy's a madman!

by Paft August 5, 2005

Redus

A creature made of pure energy who takes the form of a pedophile and is in charge of bringing Miller Lite to the Ku Klux Klan meetings. Reduses can usually be identified by a prominant crustache, the inability to properly sit down, and a stench which can be smelled from several kilometers away. Instead of shaving, Reduses shed their skin every 6-8 centuries. It is beleived that Reduses are a species of angels created by Leonardo Da Vinci in the high Renaissance who hibernated for 500 years and are destined to help mankind fight global warming by converting people into pirates. Reduses do not require sleep, so when everyone else is slumbering they return to their homeworld and fight each other with pool noodles to determine supremecy and who will get to mate with the prettiest Earth children. At the crack of dawn, Reduses return to Earth wearing only loincloths and high socks. They then slyther on their stomachs in the savannahs of Metrowest county and abduct children on their way to school. Instead of killing or raping the children, Reduses just lecture them about a random subject for hours. The child is then bitten by Redus which causes him/her to transform into a stick of deoderant, which Redus will never use. Redus then swings his tail back and forth and uses it as a propeller to fly to school, where he camps out in his history class and snoozes underneath his invisibility cloak.

I woke up yesterday and saw Redus standing over my bed. He had drawn a pentagram on the floor and was sacrificing a goat while reading the Bible backwards in Latin. I reached under my pillow and grabbed a steak and some Holy Water and stabbed him in the kidney. The redus then hissed at me and morphed into a minotaur, but I splashed it with holy water while singing "Club Cant Handle Me". The redus evaporated into smoke and I could see it's soul flying back to it's homeworld of Canada.

by Adrew_Motherfucking_DesRochers December 9, 2010