to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video
Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.
Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.
Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)
Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)
Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!
Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!
Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)
Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!
Jake: Aww crap!!
(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)
Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
YouTube porn.
Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.
Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)
Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)
Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!
Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!
Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)
Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!
Jake: Aww crap!!
(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)
Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
by thecomputerninja May 6, 2011
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by IhateRebeccaBlack April 2, 2011
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Marshall: I know, and the day after that is Sunday!
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Marshall: And today is Friday!
Albert: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Marshall: I just learned it from that Rebecca Black song about fried eggs!
Albert: .....
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Marshall: Damn, I want some cereal.
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Get the Rebecca Black mug.Someone who rises to virtual overnight fame for something that is no where near worthy of the attention, yet is widespread internationally for certain reasons. These reasons include the amount of mediocrness, the hilariousness of such event/media item, or just unintended reasons of entertainment.
Glenn: Hey dude, have you ever seen George Lopez's talkshow?
Jared: No, why? Is it funny?
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Jared: Hahaha. That dude must be a Rebecca Black.
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Get the Rebecca Black mug.A lot of people will tell you how beautiful Rebecca is and never quite capture it. She herself will never quite understand or see it herself. Rebecca is that girl who's a rose growing from the concrete, it takes a certain kind of person to truly appreciate that. She's the girl who was told to believe that the best parts of her were nobody ever loved her when the truth is they were never worthy of her. She chases ghosts because the world is full of devils. Rebecca is the most loving person you'll ever meet but hates that she's emotional, they told her it made her weak She's your best friend and your muse, she's an angel who doesn't see her wings, meant to walk in heaven but all she was given was hell. She's the girl for whom if given the choice between breathing and loving her you'd say "I love you" with the last of your breath. She's the girl you'd tear down the world for but never believes she's worth it.
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Get the Rebecca mug.One of the mainstream singers. Made the strange and senseless song called Friday. It's shit and it doesn't make any sense. For example, in the music video she says "which seat should I take" when there is only one seat.
The song is quite annoying....
The song is quite annoying....
The song "Friday" has a very deep lyrics. It brings up great questions about our society today, such as, "Which seat do I take." In her music video, Black is shown contemplating what seat to take when only one spot is available. This symbolizes how in today's society, nothing can be taken lightly.
Therefore, it can only be assumed that if Rebecca Black decided to ride the bus that she would have a mental breakdown because of all the available seats.
Therefore, it can only be assumed that if Rebecca Black decided to ride the bus that she would have a mental breakdown because of all the available seats.
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