Bridgewater Raritan Middle School

Located in Bridgewater, NJ, literally tucked in between neighborhoods/wooded areas and in between interstate 287 north. 1000+ kids. Has stricter than ever assistant principals who literally will call you out for the littlest things like not eating lunch in your assigned cafeteria, evil lunch ladies who hover around your lunch table like every few minutes making sure nobody starts a food fight or the like. Some teachers will not be afraid to bombard you with homework every single night to the point it’s too overwhelming. If you get locked out of the locker room for gym because you were late then too bad too sad because then the gym teachers just are quick to give out zeroes to kids who don’t change. Has nosy gym teachers who hover over you while you are trying to change for gym to make sure you are actually changing. You get assigned to one of the two cafeterias to eat lunch in all year, no switching back and forth or the assistant principals will catch you. On the bright side your two years at this hell hole will include two overnight trips which are actually really fun and way more fun than actual learning. Otherwise it’s two long years you're stuck at this place though it may go by quick until you are free at last at graduation. Then it’s Bridgewater Raritan High School

8th grader: you excited about going to Bridgewater Raritan middle school?
6th grader: I guess you can say so. I’m not ready for the large amounts of homework!
8th grader: It won’t be as bad as you think it is, trust me!
6th grader: *says no more*

by chicken_nugget_manifest October 17, 2019

Gorillaz Raritiez

Gorillaz Raritiez is an online community focused on restoring and preserving the web-based elements of Gorillaz history, such as the flash/shockwave games
They have a Discord server and an instagram
In total Gorillaz Raritiez has 40+ members working behind the scenes on various different projects

Person 1: What is Gorillaz Raritiez?
Person 2: You haven't heard of them? You should definitely check them out, they make great things

by turtles.com November 5, 2020

A. Ralston

A cocktail comprised of equal parts Peach Schnapps and Pink Minute Maid Lemonade usually consumed by women with low self esteem and effeminate men desperately trying to pass as a man's man.

Dude 1: Hey Bruh, what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Well, the wife and kiddo went out of town so I slipped into a pair of my wife's underwear, made a pitcher of A. Ralston, and watched the TV marathon of Little House on the Prairie on the Hallmark channel. Pinkies up!
Dude 1: That Laura Ingalls Wilder is So. Damn. Fiesty. Pinkies up!

by Girthy Intruder August 22, 2016

rartard

1. Someone who makes torrents with RAR files in them.

2. By extension, any blithering idiot.

From TPB comments: "It took me a half hour to unrar this. Thanks a lot, you dumbass rartard scene kiddie. It's 2007, not 1997. Are you going to use winace next time? Maybe segment it into 1.38mb parts just in case someone wants to fit it on 3000 floppy disks?"

by swedishmeatball August 26, 2007

Rarsclart

derogoraty term associated with rudeness . Impetuous. Is usually follwed by a sound akin to a 'tut' which is varied in lenght of sound according to severity of situation.

Jp gruntfuttock is a rarsclart boomber clart.

by not known July 23, 2003

rastaman

Rastafarian.

Marley was a rastaman. Irie!

by Octopod November 7, 2003

ralston valley

One gay ass mother fucking high school.

Ralston valley is the school for white bitches.

by Hugh G. Wang March 11, 2016