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The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning
Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)
by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020
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randomness

Complete unexpected wank that makes little sense
The cat sat on the mat

That Tree is Crazy

I'm a dog like phantom with 3 hairs on my head who likes bananas

Wheres my total guitar steve mags
by Fazza24 February 9, 2004
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randomness

The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness

also used as a general term for anything you dislike
"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!

or

aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny
by Afromonk August 24, 2006
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randomise

verb To engage random strangers in the art of conversation.

This activity is encouraged by the use of drink or drugs (allegedly).

noun randomisation
{In a club}

Guy 1: Hey dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Over there, randomising with some chicks.
Guy 1: Sweet!
Guy 2: I know! Let's go over and randomise some more.
by felixdahousekat July 29, 2008
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awesome randomness

What you have. It's catchable, so just be it. Feel it. Express it.

MWAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah and then I bought the CUTEST shirt- PEANUT BUTTER!!" "HAHAHAHahaha wait...what?"
by Pumpkinjack November 15, 2004
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Rawdoggin Some Randoms

(v.) To have sex with random girls, drunk or sober. Usually associated sorority girls or fraternity guys (See Sorostitutes)
Guy 1: "My slampiece caught me rawdoggin some randoms in my dorm"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "She said she couldn't believe me. I said I couldn't believe my sandwhich wasn't ready yet. TFM"
by Fratasaurus Rx December 2, 2010
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Randomish

randomish (RAND-em-ish)

adj. Something that is mostly irrelevant, but not completely. When someone says something randomish, they aren't that random, but they are, or maybe not. Yeah, actually, they are--but not a hundred percent random.
We were talking about baby rape the other night when Adolf tried to change the subject with this randomish remark. OW! My toe!
by Jaack August 21, 2007
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