Rand Carlson

Known for his infamous lip flare and red face, Rand is an ultra liberal who aspires to be POTUS. He can't keep a steady drum beat, and can only really play the cymbals well. Girls ditch him at Prom, and he will probably never have a steady relationship in his life. He also drives a Fiat 500.

Yeah, Rand Carlson is such a knob.

by TEAM BLAINE March 24, 2019

Perla Rand

A walking meme. Someone who can’t go a sentence without making a meme reference. Someone who also has a fetish for buzzfeedtasty.

If you’re into memes get yourself a Perla Rand.

by It'sStitchBitch November 29, 2018

danny rand

The iron fist

Danny rand is iron fist

by Mr.Kr@ Z ness September 3, 2017

Rand Dumb

Named for Patient Zero, this illness was first discovered in Washington DC in 2011. Categorized as a special kind of stupid, this malady directly affects the IQ and causes it to drop to under 60 points. Symptoms include feigning expertise on an unfamiliar subject and the ability to verbalize nonsense.

That idiot has a clear case of Rand Dumb.

by All Knowing Jimbo January 29, 2021

Rand Nast

a random, nasty person.
a hobo, slut, old smelly person, etc.
anyone random and gross.

Rand Nast coming up on your right!
Ew, look at that rand nast over there!
THAT IS RAND NAST.
YOU'RE SUCH A RAND NAST.

by MeganCarey December 24, 2007

ayn rand

The greatest philosopher of all time. Contrary to popular belief, Ayn Rand does have a handle on absolute truth.

Oh yeah, and she's not racist either. Or self-contradicitory.

by A equals A April 13, 2005

ayn rand

The intellectual successor of Aristotle. Her philosophy of Objectivism accurately reflects the facts of reality. Her achievements outweigh any intellectual accomplishments that any philosopher has made. She hoisted the world upon her shoulders; she will save the world from her grave; forever will mankind be indebted to her profound genius.

That kid has an IQ of 293058423. He must be an Ayn Rand.

by The Flying Pickle of Unanimous Doom August 14, 2006