JoJo the Rabid Monkey

A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.

Why don't you stop eating those pancakes JoJo the Rabid Money? Seriously.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

Rabid Rabbit

a nickname for myself given to me by my friends while we camp in New York; my name in the Woodsmen tribe

Rabid Rabbit is on the quad somewhere in the woods.

by vryone April 9, 2005

Rabid Dog (sexual act)

A strange sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then she bites his penis. This act makes her resemble a rabid dog with cum as "raby foam".

My girfriend gave me a rabid dog last night. I thought it would hurt, but it was actually really hot. Rabid Dog (sexual act)

by TheMomFromSpyKids March 17, 2011

Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight

A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb

Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."

by J-Rich24 July 4, 2016

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers)

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Rabid Rapid Rabbit Rammer

An underground pro sex move, initiated by a male who is COMPLETELY BLACKOUT DRUNK, foaming from the mouth, and humping his mate(s) so excessively fast it can be deemed "rapid".

Dude, I was so blackout last night. Watch this video I recorded, I'm pretty sure I gave Brittany the Rabid Rapid Rabbit Rammer!

by Blackout with my Monkey May 14, 2011

death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005