Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025

Stan Red Velvet

A phrase used by reveluvs (Red Velvet fans) when they want people to join the cult (Red Velvetism).

person 1: I like Red Velvet songs!!!
person 2: U SHOULD STAN RED VELVET!!!

by redvelvetdaddies April 25, 2020

Wendy of Red Velvet

Wendy (Son Seungwan) of South Korean girl group Red Velvet is dubbed as the best vocalist of her generation. She is undoubtedly one of the best kpop vocalist ever. She is kind and an absolute sweetheart, haters will say otherwise but we don't care about miserable people here.

Wendy of Red Velvet is the best kpop 3rd gen vocalist.

Wow! I wish I can sing like Wendy of Red Velvet! But I sound like a dying truck.

by jessjauregui September 15, 2021

The Red Velvet

When you and your virgin partner have intercourse, where the resulting vaginal blood is used to coat her, therefore causing her to appear like a red velvet cake.

I would try doing The Red VelvetTM, but I fear to catch STD's or aids.

by PolishDerp December 9, 2017

robert's red velvet cookies

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen

"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."

by Bravestar March 10, 2016