pwntificate

Noun. A certificate of pwn, currently possessed officially by anyuzer, for pwning Onyxraven and Blackguard and their definitions.

On your resume when you're applying for a job at the local gas station because that is all your miserable future holds for you: "I've got a pwntificate, and am thus the best man for the job"

by anyuzer January 24, 2004

pwntrain

The train which everyone who is stuck in a continuous pattern of pwn rides. People on the pwntrain are getting continuously pwnd over and over and over again, or have become pwnd over a long period of time due to one immense pwnage session at one point. For example: Man trips. His friends look at him and proclaim, "Haha pwnd." Perhaps even, "Pwnsauce." This man is not riding the pwntrain. He was merely pwnd.

However; man trips. He falls down flight of stairs. He breaks his arm, which just happens to be the arm he writes with, and does the nasty with, and he has to live with this disability for months. For this period of months, this man is riding the pwntrain.

Note: pwntrain is frequently thought to be pronounced "Pown-train," when, in actuality, it is pronounced, "Poon-train."

"Hey marc, look at that. Aj got caught blowin' again. His mom is gonna make him follow her religious ass around with her all day long for the rest of his life. He sure is ridin' the pwntrain."

"Welcome to Hillcrest Juvenile Hall. You are all on the pwntrain."

"Hello. Welcome to the BSU. We were all born of an unfortunate tone, and because of that we ride the pwntrain. Oh, do we ride."

by brycestatus August 31, 2008

j00 g0t pwntz0r

basically YOU GOT PWNT(zor)call mesam that and watch how he retaliates the runescape addicted idiot all he does is play runescape.

omfg u az j00 g0t pwntz0r u addicted rs pl4y3r m3s4m!

by mesam October 30, 2007

pwntificator

One who pwntificates. See pwntificate.

Adraedan is teh pwntificator -- he pwns everyone else's opinions.

by Ryan Shwayder January 21, 2004

PwntJ00

The Word "Pwnt" means owned and the word "J00" means You.

So PwntJ00 means Owned you.

My name on PS3 (pwntj00) :P

Person A) OMG that pwntj00 guy just killed me.

PwntJ00: It's cos i'm ownage.

by PI55ED November 5, 2008

pwntage

pwntage is an extension of the original pwn, which is to beat somebody, or to put them in a lower position. whereas pwntage is to completely obliterate an oponent.

i have made sweet pwntage

by I_AM_PWNTAGE February 13, 2009

pwntz

variation of pwned/pwn

Haha, I pwntz j00, n00b!

by x.bonafidehaxxzor.x January 17, 2004