Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.

Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now

by super_rad February 23, 2023

perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

perch

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

by the butcher September 30, 2006

perch lips

The kind of lips you can rest your penis on.

Damn, girl!!! You got some perch lips!!!!

by HB711 November 24, 2017

perchui

a beautiful elegant woman, who is always there. usually grows to aroung 5'7" and strong as ever, they can generally squat around 240lbs no questions asked. also known for their delicious cooking and baking. but dont be fooled by their sweet demeanor, they can kick anyones ass.

damn did you see that perchui

by gigante88 July 28, 2010

Pwech

1. A adjective to describe a totally disgusting thing, commonly used by females with a higher popularity status.

2. A synonym to barf

3. An exclamation relating to being disgusted.

1: Did you see her shoes? They were so pwech!

2: OMG our competition sucked so bad! I almost pweched!

3: That top with those leggings? Pwech!

by Apreekot April 24, 2014

PerCheating

A non-existent word thrown around recklessly by the weak on World 28, 'Lords of Ultima' to mock the leading Alliance, 'Perfection'.

In lieu of playing fairly some have devolved to attacking the uncountable successes made by the Alliance 'Perfection' as acts of cheating.

AlphaDogs: "Ohnos, we lost another castle to Perfection today! Perfection must be "PerCheating!"

Meanwhile. . .

Perfection: (silence) - because being, "Classy is saying a lot without words."

by ExperimentalKernel September 23, 2011