Nacho Puncher

An old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his ass kicked. Aka Rocky

I went to the fight last night and saw a Nacho Puncher. It got ugly.

by bearsnake September 11, 2013

National Punch a League of Legends Player Day

Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.

Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?

Ben: No? Why?

Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!

by ihateleagueoflegends November 5, 2021

Republicans pounce!

A headline in a newspaper or other article that describes Republicans (or other right-leaning individuals) attacking a Democrat (or other left-leaning individual) when that Democrat commits a misdeed. Always written by a reporter with left-wing political views, it will attempt to frame the Republicans as overzealous, and will either downplay, ignore, or excuse the Democrat's misdeed. Commonly done by the New York Times or Washington Post, it is often viewed as a sign of the bias within the media.

"Republicans pounce! On Democrat caught murdering young woman."

by MJM1985 December 14, 2017

Human Punching Bag

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010

puncheur

Puncheur, le diesel: In Road cycling, these riders have explosive speed and use it on short, but steep gradients with sudden attacks. They can trouble the sprinters but have the staying power to keep up with the top climbers for a considerable distance.

Simon Gerrans, Australian puncheur, is a favourite for the 2010 UCI world champs, as well as the Hilly Ardennes Classics.

by Rouleur August 24, 2010

poncey southern git

A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.

Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.

by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010

bore punch

Marine Corps Slang - The horrible test for STD's involving the male penis. In order to get a sample/culture - the doctor will insert a wand that resembles a pipe cleaner. This test is usually very painfull, especially after when you must urinate. The test is simalar to that of cleaning a military rile barrel with tools called a "bore punch"

Dude I fucked that Thai hooker in Fuket Beach and had to get my BORE PUNCHED when I got back to the ship because I had the drippy dick.

by B, E, double Bizzle September 21, 2006