Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019

puffin fresh

To "Puffin Fresh" someone is to poke them in their sides or tummy, as if you are poking a bag of doughnuts. Named after a doughnut store / chain.

*pokes someone in their sides* "Puffin fresh!"

by Aqua_Turd May 31, 2023

fucking and puffin

when you’re banging someone while hitting ur vape

“ayo i was fucking and puffin her so hard last night”

by yourmomlikesmyballz December 4, 2021

shadow puffin

Freaks out and chases the shadows and visual hallucinations in the room and breatheing becomes fast loud and out of control.

" Look at that lame dude over there shadow puffin, he needs to get off the sh**."

"Ni**a he be shadow puffin"

by Lethal-love January 10, 2024

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

by The CCM June 15, 2022

Puffin roughen

When u got hella bad time so u smoke on the spot. most likely weed and u just puff that shit til its all gone in a small amount of time.

You: Aye we gonna smoke?

Friend: Nah we got bad time we gotta go now

You: Damn i already lighted it, Damn just do a puffin roughen.

by Tall black guy July 29, 2021

A Puffin

An awkward individual who of which may not understand social qews. May often act mute for amusement and or confusion. Often found lingering in the back round and seemingly a stalker without inside knowledg.e

Is that a puffin following me?
They seem so lonely, must be a puffin.

by The_realest_m'dude March 22, 2022