PROTECTO

The wax ass gasket that is used to cover the toilet seat for sanitary reasons.

He's a faggadocious, I bet he uses 5 protectos on his own toilet when he takes a shit.

by Picadez December 6, 2006

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006

Cankle Protector

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.

N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."

by flame sans e May 12, 2008

Cankle protector

A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.

N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."

by flame sans e May 13, 2008

proactor

A proactor is a person who is proactive

I want John on my team because he is a great proactor

by hippiericky December 26, 2011

protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.

The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Pint Protector

Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.

I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.

by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009