the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person
Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004
Get the beast protector mug.The "Caleb Protection Squad" is a group chat for fans of "Caleb Finn". They are very wholesome and drama free. They have their own server on Caleb Finn's discord as well!
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A group of people all over the united states who's jobs are to protect Kali Sousa where ever she is, no matter what costs.
by KPP agent 768 September 25, 2011
Get the The Kali Protection Program. mug.This desperate move is used during a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) when there is only one condom available. When Guy1 is done banging the girl, he gives the used condom to Guy2 so he can bang the girl with protection.
Kyle decided to pull off the dual protection so DJ can get some as well. Besides the fact that the condom was soggy and tight on his big cock, DJ was able to get some.
by snakebiter October 7, 2009
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A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.
Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.
"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."
Girl B: roflcopter.
"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."
by Jooker January 17, 2009
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Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?
(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.
Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?
(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.
by Jazzler October 27, 2011
Get the Pootellah mug.A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'
Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
by gis gump February 23, 2011
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