potatohands

When someone touches potatoes and doesn't wash their hands afterwards.

'Emily just put her hands in that sack of potatoes and didn't wash her hands afterwards. Now she has potatohands!'

by Banana56577 May 30, 2016

potatodaddyass

A daddy who takes care of his bb girl

Potatodaddyass loves you bb girl

by Legitslatt June 22, 2021

Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience

I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.

by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018