Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.

Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!

by David the 13 year old canadian November 25, 2008

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Heinz portable autoromontic

When you're attracted to asians or anyone who looks asian

I love asian folks. That's because i am Heinz portable autoromontic

by Young diabetes March 29, 2016

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The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

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Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.

Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run

by Farkle Safari January 04, 2019

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portable party

one that can be called upon to arrive at potentially dull party events when numbers and moral are low, bringing large groups of partying types to liven up and save not only the party but the reputation of the host.

-hey gazza this party is sucking bro! anything we can do to liven up the night?
-yeah mate im all over it. il give my mate steve a call. that man's a portable party! he'l bring a truck load of people with him.
-right on!!

by dr greasy February 04, 2012

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