porkchop sandwiches

what dude1 is cookin (setting ablaze) when dude2 says "You're not cookin!", and GI Joe dude comes to the rescue, exclaiming, "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!"

"Don't forget your porkchop sandwiches... that I made you..."

by Dav March 5, 2004

porkchop

porkchop

Thanks to the many many racist people on Urban dictionary it is a derogitory term for someone of Portugese decent (like me)Often so as ''porch monkey'' What have you got aganist us? Is it because we tan easier than you do? We are not all stupid you know. Way to go sterotyping. Way to fucking go.

Stop calling me a porkchop you half-faced illirate fuck!

by Your Mom in a bikini July 13, 2006

Porkchop

A large fat man with erectile disfunction, unshaven smelly balls, a bad attitude and a hot wife that's about to leave him.

Harold, you fucking porkchop go wash your balls and stop trying to grope your wife, she's leaving you

by Hot Wife May 29, 2008

porkchop express

When you get the tour of rural Wales.

Been to the West have you? You must have ridden the Porkchop express?

by Duwduw January 7, 2019

fingering the porkchop

It's when you put your grubby fingers on someone else's porkchop. What did you think it meant? Per!

Hey! Terrence, stop fingering the porkchop! That one's mine.

by Fenderdood August 4, 2017

Porkchop

Nickname granted only to the highest percentage of overweight popular kids. These kids are the ones that befriend cheerleaders, jocks, and nerds alike. He (Generally a man) is the absolute most awesome person anyone knows.

Jon: Do you guys know Porkchop?
Jared/James: Of course. that dude is so super beast. everyone knows him.

by Thechopthatdon'twannastop July 28, 2011

porkchop

Someone who is really fat but is vegiterian

Porkchop: I love animals so much and refuse to eat meat only nuts and vegetables but i weigh 25 stone!
Sam: OH DEAR GOD!

by xboratx January 16, 2008